Five things I have absolutely no interest in:
1. Britney Spears – with or without hair.
2. Anna Nicole Smith – I’m way pass done interested in this.
3. Stephane Dion is a big Di-Yawn and so is his little dog too.
4. Stephane Dion on Climate Change and you can’t make me care as long as the temperature is -14°C
5. Diesel launching climate change clothing. Nor do I drink urine to remain 'youthful'.