Friday, January 19, 2007

Iran meets the Zionist Borge

Normally I don’t bother with these kinds of reports but this one’s humour potential is too great to resist. Ynet News:
A UFO omitting a "yellow ray" has been seen across Western Iran, the Fars News Agency claimed in a report recently.

"Witnesses told FNA (Fars News Agency) that the object has been observed for more than an hour," the report said, adding: "In a similar incident last Monday, an Unidentified Flying Object was witnessed in the same area and at the same time."

According to eye witnesses, "the UFO has been as big as a ball, with a yellow ray and a bright reddish color in the center. They also stated that the object has been flying at a very low altitude." The FNA said Iranian officials declined to comment.

The Iranian news outlet also reported a UFO "crashing" last Wednesday, "in Barrez Mounts in the central province of Kerman."

"Deputy Governor General of Kerman province Abulghassem Nasrollahi told FNA that the crash, which was followed by an explosion and a thick spiral of smoke, has caused no casualties or damage to properties," the report said, adding: "He further denied earlier reports that the explosion has been the result of a plane or chopper crash, reminding that all the passing aircrafts have been reported as sound and safe."

Iranian authorities were investigating the crash, described by witnesses as an explosion "caused as a result of the crash of a radiant unidentified flying object onto the ground." "Meantime, an informed source told FNA that the object has been on fire and there has been thick smoke coming out of it prior to the crash, concluding that the object couldn't have been a meteor as meteors do not smoke," the article said.
How long before Ahmadinejad claims it was the alien Zionist invasion launched from outer space, but no worries, as the Republican Guard was able successfully able to repel the alien zionist invasion forces.

3 comments:

Michael said...

How long before Ahmadinejad claims it was the alien Zionist invasion launched from outer space, but no worries, as the Republican Guard was able successfully able to repel the alien zionist invasion forces.

You mean he hasn't done that already?

It must mean that the invasion succeeded. Don't tell anyone, though...

Anonymous said...

Just wait till our miniaturised versions of 6 feet reptilians get into action.

Am I allowed to issue a sinister "he he he" a la Fantomas?

K. Shoshana said...

SnoopytheGoon - the he,he,he is mandatory.