23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
This rule was actually my favourite and I can wholeheartedly recommend endorsing this one because this is what I want for Christmas, but (sigh) I know I won’t get it.
27: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of story.
I have already have an Xbox but I would like a 360 – is that really too much to ask for?
4 comments:
Can you play doom online with an xbox?
I believe you can, but neither the boys or me play PS2 or Xbox games online - although we do play other pc games online. I think you need a subscription to Xbox live to do so.
So... you want a stopwatch for Christmas? A telephone conversation? Or ...
Ian, If you loved me, you'd know what I want!
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