Friday, January 28, 2005

Eh, Piss on it!

I stand in awe of the resourcefulness of the human mind and beer. From Ananova:

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it. Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out. But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

I wonder if Ben at The Tiger in Winter knows that he should be carrying beer as part of his survival kit as he tramps around the top of the world and someone should probably let Alan at A Good Beer Blog know, though he'll probably want to know the brand.......

(Tipped off by Drudge Report)

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