This is absolutely freaking hilarious.

Hezbollah leader Nasrallah has called for a victory rally to be held in the southern suburbs of Beirut reports the Jerusalem Post:

Hizbullah's leader on Sunday called for a massive rally in Beirut's bombed out southern suburbs to mark the militant group's "victory" over Israel during the month long fighting this summer. Sheik Hassan Nasrallah said the rally, to be held Friday evening, would show Hizbullah's "absolute commitment to our right to recover our land and prisoners and defend our nation, its dignity, freedom, sovereignty and real and full independence in the face of [Israeli] occupation."

"I call on all of you to participate in this victory rally," he said in a brief, televised speech broadcast on Hizbullah's Al-Manar TV station.

Nasrallah has been in hiding and has not been seen in public since July 12 nor is it known if Nasrallah will come of hiding to attend his victory rally.