I have turned all my lights on. Besides I am still waiting to die because the sun was going to burn out. Or maybe it’s from the famine the massive population explosion was going to cause. No, no, I remember now – we are all going to die in the nuclear winter Ron Reagan’s industrial military complex will be unleashing on us.
Besides I was far too cold outside today to put much stock in fretting about global warming… although it does make me want to bitch slap Al Gore with my handbag. Oh yeah, I forgot it is not called ‘global warming’ anymore – now it’s climate change. Well, here is a head’s up for the luddite lobby – climate always changes.