Proof of widespread alien abductions?

I find it increasingly hard to believe that aliens have not abducted the entire population of Britain and repopulated the country with some kind of cloned dhimmies. The Jerusalem Post reports:

The BBC apologized this week for referring to Jerusalem as Israel's capital, and promised not to repeat "the mistake," following a complaint by four British organizations.

Arab Media Watch, Muslim Public Affairs Committee, Friends of Al-Aksa and the Institute of Islamic Political Thought sent a joint complaint to the BBC after a presenter on its Football Focus program on March 24 mentioned that Jerusalem was Israel's capital and "historic soul."

Unfortunately, the article does not tell us what the BBC thinks is the correct capital of Israel, and I bet if some enterprising soul asked the BBC to name the capital of Israel; it would cause widespread befuddlement and instant paralysis.