There are so just far too many issues with the Gomery Inquiry into a Liberal sponsorship scandal (not the least of which is why it takes a Liberal an estimated $60 million to investigate a $100 million Liberal scandal in the first place) so it becomes a Herculean task to frame blog punditry on just one aspect.
Who would have thought that Confederation was saved by a few flags, a few commercials, a couple of maple leaf ties and golf balls autographed by Da Boss for $1,200 a pop? I certainly would never have found it credible to believe that wooden nickel whores masqueradered as Quebec Separatists; which is probably why no one asked me to investigate. I would have done the whole shebang for $5 million tops.
Speaking of goof balls, the former Da Boss of us all was on the hot seat yesterday at the Gomery inquiry wherein the Globe and Mail alleged he brought down the show with a goof ball prank that the Globe speculated was authored by a Barney Pundit. It was juvenile and lame, so it sounds entirely plausible that Wonder Bread Boy helped Da Boss stage it. The thought did cross my mind when I was reading about the goof ball incident that if a golf balls authored by Da Boss (who gets his talking points from a guy that speaks to Barney dolls) goes for $1, 200.00; what could I get for Bush golf balls on E-bay?
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