So who can top "Pissrael"?

SnoopytheGoon, at Simply Jews is holding a naming contest for the one state solution our Man Daffy's imagination.

So, keeping in mind the noble goal of the peaceful solution, I hereby declare a contest for the best name to that Mr Muammar's vision. To start with, a few hastily thrown together ideas:

1. Parsliel
2. Parlesine
3. Israpine
4. Ispaline
5. Pissrael

OK please send in your ideas in the comments to this post, the winner will be a) published here and b) get a no-contest seat in the new entity's parliament - no primaries or any such shit!

Personally, I think the contest is rigged from the get-go as I don't see how anyone could possibly do better or top "Pissrael".