Libyan leader Muammar Gaddafi advised US President Barack Obama on Wednesday to give Osama bin Laden a chance to reform, telling the new president that America's most wanted man was looking for "dialogue".
Give ben Laden a chance to reform – priceless, absolutely priceless but it gets better:
In a speech outlining his views on how to resolve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, Gaddafi called for the creation of one state rather than two nations living side by side. "We can call it Isratine," he said.
Why not just call it Ovaltine and be done with it? And if the Jews refuse to accept the new state of Isratine Gaddafi channels Michael Chabon:
If Jews did not accept a one-state solution, he said they could move to Hawaii, Alaska or an island in the Pacific. "They could live peacefully in an isolated setting."
Imagining paying for this kind of an education? Priceless, absolutely priceless.