Thursday, November 01, 2007

Bootycall of War

This is really quite an old report from Arutz Sheva but no collection of the Zionist consipiracies would be complete without it. H/T Israellycool.
The Palestinian Authority newspaper Al-Hayat Al-Jadida carried a story this week about IDF tactics that surpassed all previous accusations of supposed Israeli deviousness - poisoned candies, hormone-laced gum, poisoned wells, magnetized belts - in its bizarreness.

According to an Al-Hayat Al-Jadida front page report, the IDF has turned to using armed, female strippers in its war on upstanding Palestinian boys. The newspaper reports that when the Arab rock-throwing begins, IDF soldiers run for cover. Then, the story continues, after some time of hiding, an Israeli woman stands up on top of a barricade and begins to perform an alluring strip tease. Innocent Arab teenage boys, distracted from the business of rioting, are enticed to approach, when, according to the newspaper, the woman, an IDF soldier, shoots them with a pistol she had hidden in her underwear.
Imagine if the US did that in Iraq?

4 comments:

SnoopyTheGoon said...

That story, while indeed old, is true, and I have posted about a few samples of this scandalous behavior here:

http://simplyjews.blogspot.com/2007/10/israel-tries-controversial-hot-babes-in.html

Cheers.

Balbulican said...

I KNOW you're lying, Snoopy. There isn't enough room in that bikini to hide a gun.

K. Shoshana said...

STG - did you have to admit to it being a true story! Now everyone will know what the Elders are really up to - but if you ask me - it brings new meaning to the expression ‘to the mattresses”

And Balbulican – about that bikini thing - UZI does it.

Balbulican said...

...or are you just glad to see me? Err...no, wait a second, that doesn't work...