Wednesday, August 01, 2007
No Tofu Man for me.
I have come to a decision. I really never thought about having sex with a vegan until this article was brought to my attention. Now that I have had time to reflect upon it, I have decided, I cannot in good conscience ever have sexual relations with any vegan. The idea of having sex with a man whose diet predominately features tofu and broccoli is not only incredibly unpalatable but downright appalling.
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That diet describes a lot of non-vegetarian Asian fellas too, incidentally.
Thanks for the link, Kateland. I always knew these vegans are up to no good, but now.
The article may have done more to me, even. I suspect that I am turned off the whole NZ!
But Chris, the operative word here is "non-vegetarian" as long as their are still meat eaters - its all good. Beef & broccoli is just fine...but no meat...why bother?
snoopytheGoon, I work with an Ozzie who tells me all Kiwis are seriously twisted...she may have a point...think about it, what other nationality is referred to as a kind of fruit?
I have this sudden craving for a huge steak... and ribs!... bbq'd...
...and where's the gorgeous, carnivorous husband of mine. I'm hankering for some meat!
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